Break out the brooms

I haven't blogged in a while, and it's not because the Yankees stink.
I really only watched one of the three games against the Red Sox over the weekend. I took in Sunday night's game while folding a pile of laundry.
Some thoughts:

The Yankees look old and tired, like an over-40 softball team.
C.C. and A.J. better start earning their $$, O.K.?

Joe Girardo must go.

Ellsbury should have been plunked, not for stealing home because he caught cousin Andy and Jorge sleeping, but becuase he came out for a curtain call.

Are you starting to hate Nick Swisher yet?
How about Brett Gardner (DiMaggio...Mantle...Williams....Gardner)

It is time to panic.